I Brought a Coworker as My Date to My Ex’s Wedding, and One Comment From Him Wiped the Smile Off My Ex’s Face

in there and not feel like the fat, sad ex-wife everybody feels sorry for. Just for one day.”

Edward didn’t say anything.

And then I heard myself say it.

“Would you go with me?”

He looked up.

My face went hot. “I mean— not like— I just mean as my plus-one. You could pretend. To be my boyfriend. Just for the day. Just so I’m not walking in there alone. I know it’s stupid. I know it’s a stupid, pathetic idea. You can say no. Please say no, actually. Forget I asked.”

Edward was quiet for a long moment.

“Okay,” he said.

I stared at him.

“Okay?”

“Okay. I’ll go.”

“Edward. You don’t have to.”

“I know I don’t have to.” He picked up his half of the sandwich. “What time should I pick you up?”

“You’re serious.”

“I’m serious.” He took a bite. Chewed. Swallowed. “One question, though.”

“What?”