HOA Sold 1,800 Tickets to a Corn Maze on My Farm—So I Harvested Every Stalk Before Their Grand Opening

how this looks.”

I looked toward my cornfield.

Someone had cut pathways through roughly twenty-six acres.

Not harvested.

Cut.

Curved corridors disappeared between the stalks.

There were wooden arrows at intersections.

Decorative scarecrows.

Solar lights.

Someone had even erected a ten-foot wooden observation platform near the center.

“It looks,” I said, “like you built a corn maze on my farm.”

“We’re using an existing agricultural area for a community fundraiser.”

“You’re using my corn.”

“We have authorization.”

That got my attention.

“From whom?”

“The association’s legal counsel has reviewed everything.”

“Not what I asked.”

She smiled.

“Jack, maybe we shouldn’t do this standing beside the road.”

“I’m comfortable here.”

A box truck came rattling down the lane.

Trish waved it toward the barn.

I stepped into the lane.

The driver braked.

“What’s inside?”

Trish’s voice sharpened.

“Jack.”

“What’s inside?”

The driver lowered his window.

“Portable coolers and cider dispensers.”

“Delivery