HOA Sold 1,800 Tickets to a Corn Maze on My Farm—So I Harvested Every Stalk Before Their Grand Opening

tickets?”

He looked at me.

Then laughed.

“I saw the Facebook ad. Thought you’d finally lost your mind.”

“I wasn’t invited.”

His laughter stopped.

I showed him the document.

Then the signature.

Then the date.

Ben read it twice.

“You were overseas then.”

“Yep.”

He looked toward Cedar Ridge.

“You want to make a report?”

“Absolutely.”

“You want them removed?”

“Yes, but carefully. Vendors can collect equipment. Volunteers can leave. Nobody touches farm machinery or crop.”

He nodded.

“I’ll call another unit.”

Then he looked at the maze.

“You really harvesting this?”

I checked the moisture reading Tyler had texted me.

18.2 percent.

Close enough.

“Every stalk.”

At 5:09, the first row disappeared.

The combine header swallowed corn that somebody had marked as ENTRANCE.

Dry stalks snapped beneath the rollers.

Ears vanished into the machine.

Chaff blew behind us.

A decorative scarecrow toppled sideways before Tyler jumped down