An 89-year-old man at the retirement home got down on one knee and asked me to marry him

something warm and went off with the trolley, and the conversation lasted about eleven seconds.

Alwyn Creed was four feet away with a newspaper.

He did not say a word about it for five months.

And then he got down on one knee in front of about forty people and said:

“I’m not asking you for a favour. I’ve got a hole in the ground and nobody to put me in it. You’ve got a man in a cupboard and nobody to make you do it. I’m offering you a trade.”

The nine months before the proposal, which I reconstructed afterwards from a notebook he kept and which is the part that should be read out in a training session somewhere.

He wrote it all down. Not in a complaining way — a page a month, in pencil, in a reporter’s notebook from about 1988.

The ninth of January, 2025: he